Hack and slash and slay that beastie
Grind its bones up in the mud
Boil its head and eat the eyeballs
Slash its throat and drink the blood

All the while you're looking lovely
Flash that gorgeous Sylvan smile
Stepping lightly on the uli's
Dancing, dancing all the while

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Chorus:

Babajaga you're a beauty
You're the best we'll ever see
You're the Sylvan dreams are made of
You're the Pearl of Puddleby
(twice)

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Then one day our Sylvan Lady
Met a brave bold handsome Knight
Romance rampant in the rat hut
It was love at that first sight

Many years they spent together
Spreading joy throughout the land
Dancing through the glades and meadows
Dancing always hand in hand

Chorus: ****

But misfortune fell upon them
Malice broke their love apart
Clever wiles of those that hate them
Broke her love and broke his heart

Now their backs are bent with troubles
Now they bear a heavy load
Still they struggle onward bravely
To the end of their long road

Chorus: ****

Cutlas now trails close behind her
That's his tongue that's hanging low
Even though he's ever hopeful
There's some things he ought to know

Sylvan Ladies, they are choosy
They don't like just anyone
Especially not some dirty, unwashed
Ugly, stupid Poguie scum

Chorus: ***

(Words and music by Sleipnir)

If fashion is your problem
I know the person you will need to ask.
This Lady is the expert.
Just follow her to fashion's upper class

Her colours are so perfect
They put all other Exiles' clothes to shame
Truly she's a marvel
An elegant, sophisticated dame

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Chorus:
Oooooooo.... Babajaga
You're the fashion Queen of Puddleby
You're the one we adore
You're a whole fashion floor
You're the guru, you're the tops, you're Lady B.
(twice)
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Early in the evening
She likes to slink around in black and red
The ladies all get jealous
When she hauls her handsome sidekick off to bed

And then its silk pajamas
That shine all night in lovely shades of blue
But don't you get your hopes up
They're shining there for Sleipnir, not for you.

Chorus: ***

(Words and music by Sleipnir)

My feet tread the sand of the sea shore
My gaze roves across endless sea.
My sorrow my nights shall belabor
Until you return, Love, to me.

I shall not be gone but a fortnight
You said with your arms around me
I see your eyes glow in my mind-sight
And pray you'll return home to me.

I cast my tears into the ocean.
My Love so to ward you at sea.
I wish I could know what devotion
Compels you to sail far from me.

Regardless of sorrow I'm facing
My heart pure contentment shall see
If over the waves you are racing
To bring your love home safe to me.

(Words by Tayra. Music by Sleipnir)

I'm running wild, with a big black cat upon my tail (x3)
If they get to catch me, oh I know they're gonna make me howl and wail

I'm lying here, with my head upon the grass (x3)
Because this one time, that sweet Lady could not save my sorry ass

All of us, we just hate that valley cat (x3)
That's why we cheer and shout, when Babs comes up to bat

With one great swing, Babs knocks that panther flat (x3)
All of us, we're so happy, we stand up and cheer and clap (yeah!)

(Words and music by Sleipnir)

I'm a dorf, yeah, and I'm proud, yeah ..... and my name is Bullingbrook
I'm a dorf, yeah, and I'm proud, yeah .... and my name is Bullingbrook
Come on ladies, come on closer....
Come and get yourselves a very good look

I've got hair on my legs yeah........ and I've got hair all on my face
I've got hair all DOWN my legs yeah........ and , ooh, I've got hair all on my face
Come on ladies, come on closer.....
You can see I've got hair in every correct place.

I'm a dorf, yeah, and I'm proud, yeah, and I can't find my way back to town square
I'm a dorf, sweet, sweet Gaia, and I can't find my way back to town square
Come on ladies, come on closer....
Come on and help this dorf home in time for the fair

I'm a dorf, yeah, and I'm proud, yeah, and bein' terr'bly Foxy is my thing
I'm adorfable, yeah,and I'm proud, yeah, and bein' terr'bly Foxy is my THANG
Come on sugah, come on closer....
Just love me for a lil' while and I'll teach you how to SING!!

(Words by Slyph and Sleipnir. Music by Sleipnir)

We found... the foothills, and who knows... what else
Yeah, we found... dem foothills, and who knows... what else
But we ain't tellin' nobody
Yeah we's keepin' it all to ourself

We're the Pogues, yeah... and we're proud, yeah... And we clean out that Dreaded Pass
Oh we're Pogues, yeah... and we love it, We clean out that ol' Dread Pass
And if you don't like us.....
You can just come and kiss our sweet ass.

Just last week... we were in [opsec], and we had... so much fun...
Oh lord we departed outta [censored], but we had so much fun...
But the coolest thing of all....
Was when we found [classified].

We're the Pogues, yeah... and we're proud, yeah... And we clean out that Dreaded Pass
Oh we're Pogues, yeah... and we love it, We clean out that ol' Dread Pass
And if you don't like us.....
You can just come and kiss our sweet ass.

(Words by Coriakin. Music by Sleipnir)

We met in a dark, tangled wood
You were lost, away from home
"Help me home, " you said
And I did.

We built a home of wood and stone
I was thirsty, needing drink
"Give me wine," I begged
And you did.

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Chorus:
And I hear, and I smell, and I can see your shining face
Now you're with me
My love and my life, my sweet friend, who was I before?
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We fought along foreign shores, love
I was hurt and needed care
"Bind my wounds," I asked
And you did.

We came home after that war
So many were hurt or killed
"Hold me tight," you breathed
And I did.

Chorus: ***

We dug earth, tended a garden
We grew old, we became slower
"Help me up," you asked
And I tried

I still recall the day you left
Your eyes were closing softly
"Bury me, " you said
And I did.

(Words by Slyph. Music by Forey)

He wears white and you might have seen him
He'll heal anyone without complaint
He'll go anywhere without question
Master Horus's little pet never sleeps
Somdi to Merdi you'll find him there
Fighters run over the young healers,
Just to get his hugs and healing touch

But, I've been thinking late at night
Sleepin', my tummy ain't feeling right
Haricot's cuisine just doesn't make the grade
Been dreaming about those pies my momma made
Flaky, tender, meat pies with 'taters
Eat too much and you'll pay for it later
Banned in the mainland, the pies sure are.
And selling pies never got momma far
But those pies were worth every single bite
I'll never rest! The Sandman sleeps tonight!

But, I've been thinking late at night
Sleepin', my tummy ain't feeling right
Really, who would miss that little sneak
There's a halfing killed every single week
Ok, that's it! I just can't take it!
I won't last the night, I just can't make it!
Catch that fat little kid, stoke that fire!
I just gotta have some Halfling Pie!

Algy must die!

(Note: no halflings were harmed in the production of this song.)

(Words by Slyph. Music by Forey)

Far across the sea
Somewhere they lie waiting for you and me
Bright white sands and seas of blue and green...
A place for souls pristine
All are good, no-one is cruel or mean
Shambala in a tropical scene...

Time to put to sea
Hoist the anchor, set your spirit free
Follow the wind, follow your dreams...
Maybe we'll run aground
Or maybe we'll get there safe and sound
And we'll reach the shores we cannot see.

The years blur the past
Do you remember? am I fading fast..
Will you say a prayer for me at night
Soon we'll be making way
Set the table, pour a glass for me
We're not there yet, but in our beds we'll be

Time to put to sea
Hoist the anchor, set your spirit free
Follow the wind, follow your dreams...
Maybe we'll run aground
Or maybe we'll get there safe and sound
And we'll reach those Shores of Destiny.

(Words and music by Coriakin)