My first Darshak invasion

Everything started out well enough... Kiriel D'Sol invited us to come with her after rescuing us from a Darshak outside of town. She told Wheatstone and I that there had been an invasion, and that the Darshak had been driven out of Puddleby and were now being persued back to Ash Island.

Kiriel D'Sol says, "come with me if you like"

Wheatstone exclaims, "Thanks!"

Poesy exclaims, "Wheee, more dying!"

(Wheatstone grins)

Kiriel D'Sol says, "you might be best off assisting Paramedic with the makeshift hospital on centaur"

Angela says, "west ash is nasty.... lots of need for healers"

Wheatstone says, "I'd be happy to."

Kiriel D'Sol asks, "need boat fare?"

Poesy says, "No"

Wheatstone says, "s'okay, i got it."

Wheatstone asks, "Can you point me at centaur island again?"

Captain Barnac asks, "Ah, Poesy. My fine boats cost 5 copper pennies. Would you like to rent one now?"

Poesy says, "yes"

Kiriel D'Sol says, "in here"

As we approach the island I begin to make out on the beach a teaming hoard of monsters, mostly Darshak fighting with the brave citizens of Puddleby. In my naivety I step onto the beach, thinking to stay behind some of the stronger fighters until I can gain my footing and possibly be of some assistance. To my astonishment though, I am instantly flung into the middle of the battle!

A monster growls, "Your beer and your coins!"

Poesy has fallen to a Darshak Intruder.

A monster growls, "Ye are in a circle of death!"

Malkor exclaims, "Ahhhhh!"

(Poesy sighs)

(Malkor screams!)

Kiriel D'Sol says, "hmm"

As you can see, I fell almost instantly. As I lay I was amused by the conversation of the more seasoned fighters around me, and also observed Kiriel's warning a little too late.

Kiriel D'Sol says, "hi Wheatstone"

Kiriel D'Sol says, "don't land :)"

Kiriel D'Sol says, "I forgot to tell Poesy that"

Topaz asks, "where has Anakea gone?"

Noivad yells, "the captain say, "Time for a break, everyone to the Horde. I'm buyin.' Arrgggghhh!""

Shard exclaims, "&$&#!"

Tharloch yells, "they took xan"

Shard exclaims, "&*%$!"

Arteress Lai yells, "they got Xantcha!"

A monster growls, "Steal your women we will!"

Arteress Lai exclaims, "give her back!"

Xantcha yells, "Help!"

Stormraven yells, "hold on xan"

A monster growls, "We be smarter than ye!"

Elenis Reyav yells, "Xan just got chained south! Looked like they were talkin' her to the horde!"

A monster growls, "Ye are in a circle of death!"

Noivad says, "looks more like a rectangle of death to me"

Kiriel D'Sol says, "you're nowhere near our town stupids"

Malkor says, "Hey, fellahs, I haven't got money or beer, but I have got a woman. You can have her if you let me go."

Kiriel D'Sol exclaims, "Malkor!"

Kiriel D'Sol exclaims, "shame on you!"

(Malkor looks up hopefully.)

A monster growls, "Run from the Darshak and the Undine!"

Kintok asks, "Malkor... How bad is it to the east of you?"

Kiriel D'Sol exclaims, "I'm gonna tell Cassie!"

Malkor yells, "It's ugly east of me. But only 'cause of Noivad. No Darshak."

A monster growls, "Flee from me!"

A monster growls, "Ye can run but nay can ye hide!"

(Poesy hums a little tune)

A monster growls, "Surround ye town we will!"

(Judy chuckles.)

(Malkor grinsat Noivad.)

Hidden yells, "It's working"

(Indigo kicks the darshak back.)

Shard yells, "maybe if enough of ya come in an' fall it'll wall off the ones at the beach ;)"

Noivad yells, "Captain says to stab Malkor again!"

Malkor yells, "Noivad's got a flask of whiskey under his cloak."

After lying fallen for a bit I noticed that people were being dragged off to the south. I began to feel that all was not well with the world. Before I had assumed that when the tide of monsters was pushed back I would be raised, but if I was dragged off to ?? What would happen to my body, helpless in it's torpid state?

Shard yells, "'e's draggin' me!"

A monster growls, "Steal your women we will!"

Something starts dragging you.

A monster growls, "Run from the Darshak and the Undine!"

Stormraven yells, "sleep"

Poesy yells, "HELP"

Stormraven yells, "sleep"

A monster growls, "Ye can run but nay can ye hide!"

(A Darshak Intruder laughs)

When I saw the large pile of fallen that my body was added to my spirits revived slightly. At least I was not alone, and the company was, to say the least, amusing.

Aughra says, "hi sasha"

Sasha says, "hi all"

(Darshak Intruder smiles.)

Sasha says, "tea anyone/"

(Darshak Blade smiles.)

A monster growls, "We be smarter than ye!"

Sasha says, "i kept sleeping"

A monster growls, "Ye Scum!"

(Darshak Acolyte joins Sasha for tea.)

Sasha says, "but he kept coming for me"

A monster growls, "Where is the tea!?"

Sasha asks, "have a crumpet?"

A monster growls, "WHERE IS THE TEA?!"

A monster growls, "We shall bash your brains!"

Sasha says, "well be a good boy and fetch some"

(Darshak Acolyte kicks Sasha for lying.)

Naferu exclaims, "in me bum ye arse pirate!"

A monster growls, "Ye Scum!"

Sasha says, "how rude you are"

Naferu exclaims, "come and get it!"

Sasha says, "kick me will ya"

A monster growls, "Did someone call for an arse pirate?"

A monster growls, "We be smarter than ye!"

(Topaz tries to bite)

A monster growls, "Look men! I've found more!"

Naferu says, "that's right"

(Judy LOL)

Arteress Lai yells, "the secret plan is working! soon our corpses will fester and desotry all the darshak! mwahaha!"

A monster growls, "Ye Scum!"

A monster growls, "MORE!"

Sasha yells, "bring me tea you worthless pirates"

Naferu says, "ye an arse pirate of arse pirates"

Poesy exclaims, "Beer!"

A monster growls, "BEER!"

Naferu says, "you arse pirate"

A monster growls, "BEER!"

Sasha asks, "Acolayte?"

Sasha says, "where is the bathroom"

Sasha says, "all that beer you coulnd't steal is running through me"

Naferu says, "just leave a land mine for the arse pirates to step on"

Naferu says, ""land mine""

A monster growls, "Sasha Peed!"

Naferu says, "hint hint"

A monster growls, "Sasha Peed!"

Sasha says, "lol"

Aughra says, "heh"

A monster growls, "Ye are in a circle of death!"

Sasha says, "not yet"

Sasha says, "i need a bathroom"

A monster growls, "You are dead woman. You don't need to pee. Shut up."

Judy says, "better settle for picnic style sasha"

Topaz says, "darshak scum"

Arteress Lai says, "excuse me mr pirate, but could you push me closer to Xantcha? she and i need to gossip."

A monster growls, "She and I will do more than gossip soon."

Lex says, "I for one blame Polerand for all this"

A monster growls, "Ya! Me too!"

Naferu asks, "excuse me mr.arse pirate?"

Arteress Lai exclaims, "oh? I was unaware you enjoyed tea and crumpets!"

(Xantcha keeps her knees together.)

A monster growls, "We shall bash your brains!"

A monster growls, "Me Too!"

Naferu asks, "could you push me AWAY from sasha?"

Topaz says, "if one more shak looks up my skirt I am gonna scream"

Shen Calin says, "Ya, know."

Naferu says, "her pee puddle is getting closer to me"

Malloc exclaims, "hey all!"

With a few words though my mood crashes from laughing to terrified.

A monster growls, "Start the experiments, men"

It took a good while for everyone to notice the Darshaks true intentions toward us, but when they did I don't think there was one among us who did not quake.

A monster growls, "Scum ye will die!"

Shen Calin says, "If I get up, yer dead."

Arteress Lai exclaims, "heya Malloc!"

A monster growls, "Ye are in a circle of death!"

A monster growls, "Did someone call an arse pirate?"

(Topaz tries to hold her skirt down)

Malloc says, "This seems to be a sticky pickle we've got ourselves in."

Naferu exclaims, "no!no! not the arse pirate anal probe!"

A monster growls, "We need more undine to control."

Sasha asks, "what experiments?"

Naferu yells, "cover yer bums!"

(Darshak Thug looks around for a pickle.)

(Naferu puts his tail between his legs)

A monster growls, "Ye are in a circle of death!"

Poesy ponders, "Poesy's glad she's wearing pants."

A monster growls, "Darshak Rule!"

(Topaz tries to wiggle her skirt down over her legs.)

Shen Calin says, "heh"

(Rael the Squonk looks up Topaz' skirt.)

(Malloc discretely looks away)

Topaz says, "heeeey"

Shen Calin asks, "I thought you wanted women?"

(Topaz tries to throw a darkshak at Rael)

A monster growls, "Bah."

Shen Calin asks, "Yer all Gay, right?"

A monster growls, "Your women we want!"

A monster growls, "Ye are all the same when stripped of ya flesh."

Poesy says, "Guess not."

(Kintok hmms)

A monster growls, "We want more undine!"

Sasha asks, "yer momma was a pig,wasnt she?"

Topaz says, "well he was an ass pirate"

A monster growls, "Undine!"

A monster growls, "Scum ye will die!"

A monster growls, "Undine!"

Shen Calin asks, "Ass pirates, right?"

Arteress Lai exclaims, "No women here...uh..all androgenous a-gendered exiles to the last of us!"

A monster growls, "Undine!"

Topaz asks, "undies?"

Judy exclaims, "why won't they just admit it and start doing each other? honestly!"

Anaeka exclaims, "They need more Undies!"

Kintok says, "Hum de dum..."

Topaz says, "they want our undies"

Poesy says, "Hee hee"

(Topaz holds down her skirt)

Anaeka says, "They equal profit to them"

(Poesy rolls around laughing)

Sasha says, "no not our UNDIES"

(Judy lies there patiently waiting to be ravaged)

A monster growls, "Undine!"

Topaz exclaims, "noe undies!"

Sasha says, "i peed in mine"

Shen Calin exclaims, "hey!"

Shen Calin exclaims, "Keep yer pants on, Judy!"

Poesy says, "Well, I can't tell with all the blood."

A monster growls, "Sasha peed again! Stop woman!"

Shen Calin says, "lol"

A monster growls, "We don't need yellow undine!"

Judy exclaims, "enough already you sword polishers! take me!"

A monster growls, "Where are ye friends? More undine we need."

Anaeka says, "Hey darshak... that's not beer you're drinking"

A monster growls, "Where are ye friends? More undine we need."

Sasha says, "i will make a bad undine"

Poesy says, "Veerrrry bad Undine"

Sasha says, "i snore and stuff"

A monster growls, "Men, this one here we shall call Skidmark. She will be my matie!"

Judy says, "heh"

Sasha says, "lol"

Poesy ponders, "I wish I had some bagpipes... and was alive"

Naferu ponders, "man...that would be one painful gangbang.."

A monster growls, "Surround ye town we will!"

Topaz says, "none of us are undies yet..."

A monster growls, "My oh my"

(Arteress Lai eyes the wraith)

Topaz says, "I think they are jokin"

A monster growls, "What do we have here?"

Anaeka says, "Uh oh.."

Shen Calin says, "Lick my balls, Wraith. :P"

(Darshak Necromancer sprinkles ash over the body)

Anaeka exclaims, "Its the Undie-Master!"

Shen Calin says, "Yeah yeah"

Shen Calin says, "You just want what's in my shorts. :P"

Poesy says, "Not looking good...."

(Darshak Necromancer chants)

Judy yells, "I'll stay here with you boys and do whatever you want whenever you want it, just let my friends go!"

(Darshak Necromancer chants)

Shen Calin exclaims, "ACK!"

Anaeka says, "Uh oh"

A monster growls, "Scum ye will die!"

Naferu says, "uhoh"

Xantcha says, "Oh dear."

Naferu says, "depart"

Judy ponders, "buncha 'mo's I swear!"

Kintok says, "Well... anyway"

Shen Calin exclaims, "I'm all sparkly!"

Poesy says, "Very not good..."

Shen Calin says, "Welp.."

Topaz says, "he hasnt changed"

Anaeka says, "Departs just make you more sparkly"

Judy says, "Oooh they boosted you"

Shen Calin says, "That didn't accomplish much :P"

Topaz asks, "waste of time?"

Judy says, "they arent touching us ladies though"

Anaeka says, "Shen's just so damn hot"

Shen Calin says, "Thanks Annie :D"

Shen Calin asks, "What's next, Wraith?"

Judy says, "wow"

Rael the Squonk says, "wpw"

Anaeka says, "Whoa"

Naferu says, "er.."

Shen Calin says, "Do it again ;D"

(Darshak Necromancer watches his victim writh in agony)

Fortunately, the Darshak experiments did not go well, they succeded only in briefly raising Shen Calin as an Undine, but the effects seemed to be quite temporary, as one of the more feeble minded Darshak immediately slew Shen again in his zeal.

Anaeka says, "Shen's just so damn hot."

Naferu says, "it raised you"

Naferu asks, "?"

Poesy says, "Waaaa"

Shen Calin says, "I wanna do it again ;D"

Anaeka says, "Maybe that's what did it"

Shen Calin exclaims, "hey!"

Judy ponders, "Boy, THAT was worth an hour on my back."

Shen Calin exclaims, "That' singed Fur!"

Shen Calin ponders, "I've been growing that for years :P"

A monster growls, "Sasha peed again!"

Sasha says, "i did not"

Shen Calin asks, "Afraid of me?"

A monster growls, "Ye Scum!"

Lex says, "I dun wanna be and undine"

A monster growls, "Take Sasha away!"

Sasha says, "noooooo"

A monster ponders, "The spell's not working. I need more power."

Shen Calin exclaims, "HURRY UP THEN!"

Shen Calin says, "I wanna take a swing at ya ;D"

Anaeka ponders, "As slow as mystics"

Naferu yells, "he needs morrrre powa captain!"

Shen Calin yells, "YER A WUSS!"

A monster growls, "Darshak Rule!"

Topaz says, "The wraith has little power"

Anaeka asks, "Hey where'd the wraith dude go?"

Topaz says, "Shen was stronger than it"

Shen Calin yells, "Yer all Darshak WUSSIES!"

Shen Calin yells, "Darshak Magic has no effect on me!"

And then there was much fighting and healing --

Paramedic says, "oh man"

Noivad plants a seedling.

Thor ponders, "looks like a pile of death"

Sasha says, "A monster growls, "Me don't want ye. Ye are yella.""

Bullingbrook ponders, "looks like a pile of SOMETIN"

Anaeka says, "lol"

A monster growls, "Ye are in a circle of death!"

(Poesy bleeds fiercly on the darshank)

Poesy exclaims, "Ha take that!"

Arteress Lai ponders, "doh"

Hrothgar says, "Posey thats only dangerous if i do that ;)"

Poesy says, "I can at least get them sticky."

(Poesy makes a nice wall)

-- until all was well.

Magnels says, "well that was one helluva battle"

Kiriel D'Sol exclaims, "exiles win again!"

Kiriel D'Sol asks, "been to a shak invasion before Poesy?"

Paramedic yells, "Thoom!"

K'Pyn says, "certainly one of the hardest battles i've fought"

(Topaz looks down to where her brand was and sighs.)

Paramedic says, "Yes a great battle"

(Arteress Lai pats Topaz on the back)

Poesy says, "Thanks."

Sasha says, "and no wants to call me skidmark"

Angela yells, "anyone still fallen?"

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